Dear Sapphire Lorelei Welka,
I'm still waiting. How long does it take you to prove my innocence like you said? I know you haven't thrown me under the bus and swept the carpet, because even if you did throw me under the bus, and swept me under the carpet, you did not, and you did, and you did not, and you did, etcetera. repeat infintiely.
Be strong. Respect yourself.
Sincerely,
Jason Khanlar